| 1. |
THE KESWICK ap FANGWORTHYTM (A toothsome concoction left under our
pillow by the oyster fairy.) |
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| A hard roll, 5.3 oz. ground beef pattie, 3 fried oysters, broiled Swiss cheese, and the oyster fairy’s very own horseradish sauce |
11.00 |
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| 2. |
THE SIGMUND FREUDTM (Oysters may have amatory overtones, but a cigar is still a good smoke.) |
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| 3 fried oysters, broiled Swiss cheese, baked ham, and cole slaw on choice of bread |
11.25 |
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| 3. |
THE DEVIOUS DEVOTATM (This sandwich is dedicated to all those who are into sausages in upper Transylvania.) |
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| 2 Polish, 3 Italian sausages, broiled with hot Roy’s “Mittel Europa” sauerkraut, and a soupcan of crushed cherry peppers |
13.30 |
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| 4. |
FRIAR JERRY HOVANECTM (Well-known potter who is looking for a window.) |
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| Roast beef, sharp cheese, anchovies, crushed cherry peppers, lettuce, tomato, & horseradish mayo (pray for us) |
10.30 |
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| 5. |
THE LOUISE IS A BALDINGERTM (?) |
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| Chili brisket, turkey bosom, avocado, Swiss cheese, raw onions, lettuce, tomato, & sauce Barbara (pray for yourself) |
12.35 |
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| 6. |
QUEEQUEGTM (Named after my daughter, Pandora.) |
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| Crab salad, Swiss cheese, corn beef & golden sauce, all broiled |
14.45 |
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| 7. |
A GOOD COLD SANDWICHTM (Because of inflation the price was raised.) |
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| Two stale heels of bread enclosing a freshly-made ice cube |
1.235 |
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| 8. |
THE ANDY SCHNEIDERTM (A significantly salacious succubus.) |
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| Chili brisket, turkey bosom, chicken liver pate, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato & chili mayonnaise on four slices of bread |
14.85 |
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| 9. |
THE WOLFGANG PINKUSTM (Noted local nonentity and B-flat plumber’s friend virtuoso.) |
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| Turkey bosom, chicken liver pate, Russian dressing, lettuce & tomato |
10.05 |
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| 10. |
THE MRS. WOLFGANG PINKUSTM (Noted lady nonentity and Harfung Plucker.) |
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| Turkey bosom, chicken liver pate, Swiss cheese, raw onions, Russian dressing, lettuce & tomato club |
10.25 |
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| 11. |
THE CLEAN LIVERTM (Have a shot of Mr. Clean.) |
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| Chicken liver pate, Swiss cheese, bacon, onions, lettuce & tomato club with mayonnaise |
8.95 |
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| 12. |
THE CALLIPYGOUSTM (A cheeky sandwich.) |
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| Austrian boiled beef, chicken liver pate, lettuce, tomato & horseradish mayonnaise |
11.25 |
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| 13. |
THE TYROLTM (Named in honor of the late Tyrol Power.) |
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| Austrian boiled beef brisket with special horseradish mayo |
7.15 |
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| 14. |
THE KAISER FRANZ JOSEF XIIITM (Hero of the Battle of Plotz.) |
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| Austrian boiled beef brisket, sliced turkey bosom, lettuce, tomato & special horseradish mayonnaise |
9.75 |
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| 15. |
THE HEAVENLY EVELYNTM (Retired toe dancing queen and snapdragon fancier.) |
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| Austrian boiled beef, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato & horseradish mayonnaise |
9.75 |
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| 16. |
THE CHARLIE BELLTM (A real ding-a-ling.) |
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| Roast beef, Swiss cheese, sliced Bermuda onion & horseradish mayo |
9.40 |
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| 17. |
THE GRACIE BELLTM (Tinker Bell’s altered ego.) |
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| Broiled Swiss cheese, tomatoes with roast beef, garlic mayo |
9.25 |
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| 18. |
THE BULL & BRINYTM (A lot of salty bull.) |
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| Lobster salad and roast beef club with mayonnaise |
17.25 |
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| 19. |
THE NOTHING BURGERTM (A light snack.) |
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| A plain hard roll with butter |
.89 |
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| 140. |
(You expected continuity??)
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| THE ARCH CAMPBELLTM (TV’s favorite ham hock heaver & turkey trusser.) |
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| Provolone, ham, pastrami, raw sauerkraut--all broiled with Russian
dressing |
10.25 |
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| 20. |
THE DOUG LLEWELYNTM (Llanguidly Llounges Llizard-like on Lladies’ Llaps.) |
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| Baked ham, shrimp salad, chicken bosom, lettuce, tomato & mayo |
13.80 |
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| 21. |
THE MARSUPIALTM (Based on an Old Australian Aborigine.) |
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| Roast beef with 4 fried oysters on French bread |
12.15 |
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| 22. |
THE GOLDEN BRISKETTM (By Mrs. Golden.) |
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| Brisket cooked with honey, sherry wine & mysterious Oriental spices (salt, pepper, garlic, etc.) & spread with our own golden sauce |
7.30 |
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| 23. |
THE GIRL OF THE GOLDEN VESTTM (Suffering from a Gilt Complex.) |
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| Golden brisket, chicken bosom, lettuce, tomato & golden sauce |
9.45 |
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| 24. |
THE GOLDEN MOUNTAINTM (For people with golden navels.) |
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| Corn beef, golden brisket, lettuce, tomato & golden sauce |
10.25 |
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| 25. |
THE HEAVYTM (Heavy fat is beautiful.) |
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| Turkey bosom, golden sauce, crab salad, bacon, lettuce & tomato |
15.30 |
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| 26. |
LASCIVIOUS LUCINDATM (Fanny Hill’s Natchez Kissin’ Cousin.) |
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| Spicy roast pork, turkey bosom, lettuce, tomato & golden sauce |
10.25 |
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| 27. |
THE HONEYED HOG JOWLTM (You Sticky Li’l Piggy, you.) |
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| Luverly Luscious Lascivious spicy roast pork with golden sauce |
7.25 |
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| 28. |
THE CHARLIE EMPERORTM (In memory of the World Champion Tin Foil Collector who was crushed by a 20-ton ball of foil.) |
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| Golden brisket, lascivious roast pork, common Swiss cheese, lettuce & tomato club crowned with our special golden sauce |
11.25 |
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| 29. |
THE NOCHE DE AMOURTM (At my age, Noche De Amour should be a day of rest.) |
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| Broiled Swiss cheese over spicy roast pork, with golden sauce & tomatoes |
8.95 |
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| 30. |
THE CLAUDE DOGTM (Corn-loving, bottom-pinching, Good Old Claude.) |
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| Two Polish sausages on French bread, with broiled American cheese, raw onions & nostalgia-laden ole time Kraut Slaw (Schmata) |
9.30 |
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| 31. |
KATHERINE’S BOX LUNCHTM (Yum! Yum!) |
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| Corn beef, turkey bosom, Swiss cheese, lettuce & tomato & mayo |
9.90 |
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| 32. |
THE CHOLMONDELEY McSNIPETM (Dedicated to the last of the Local Snipe Snippers.) |
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| 6 oz. steak, broiled American cheese, and a large lump of succulent lobster salad on a hard roll |
17.35 |
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| 33. |
THE BEAUCHAMP McSNIPETM (Dedicated to the next to the last of the Local Snipe Snippers.) |
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| 5.3 oz. ground beef, broiled American cheese, and a large lump of succulent lobster salad on a hard roll |
16.35 |
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| 34. |
MOTHER’S RUINTM (Three sausages and a spot of gin.) |
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| Three hot Italian pork sausages, broiled provolone cheese with fried onions and green peppers on French bread; garlic mayo on request |
11.35 |
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| 35. |
FATHER’S DEFEATTM (Three Mothers and a lot of gin.) |
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| Three hot Italian pork sausages, broiled provolone cheese with fried onions, green peppers and Rat sauce on French bread |
11.45 |
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| 36. |
THE JULIUS CAESARTM (All gall is divided into three parts.) |
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| Three hot Italian pork sausages, broiled Swiss cheese, crushed cherry peppers and raw onions on French bread |
11.35 |
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| 37. |
THE LEWIS NIPPARDTM (Famous Barrister, Whiskey Gargler & Hog Caller.) |
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| Three hot Italian pork sausages, hot cherry peppers, fried onions, provolone, nicely broiled, beans neatly baked, on choice of bread |
11.45 |
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| 38. |
THE ROY GREENTM (Loans arranged for fancy sandwiches & garbage disposals repaired.) |
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| Three hot Italian pork sausages, broiled sharp cheese, hot crushed peppers, fried onions on French bread |
11.35 |
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| 39. |
STEIN’S STONEDTM (Calorie Wise.) |
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| Thick bacon, broiled tomatoes, broiled sharp cheese with chili brisket, three fried oysters and Guru sauce |
15.00 |
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| 40. |
THE JUDY, JUDY, JUDY!!!TM (Is it true your name is Alice?) |
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| Roast beef with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and Roy’s genuwine homemade wine-soaked Blue cheese dressing |
9.65 |
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| 41. |
THE SUNSHINE SUETM (& her horse Llizard & her dog Bear & her lariat Stanley, & her id Sid to the rescue.) |
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| Ham, crab salad, avocado, lettuce, tomato & golden sauce |
14.15 |
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| 42. |
THE TEDDY ROOSEVELTTM (Made up of extra large teeth, broken eye glasses and the back end of an Army mule.) |
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| Knockwurst, broiled American cheese, cole slaw, Russian dressing, tomatoes, raw onions and 4 fried oysters |
14.15 |
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| 43. |
THE SHULMAN & ROGERSTM (Who’s Shulman? Who’s Rogers? Two ancient legal codgers!) |
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| Lobster salad, roasty toasty pork, tarragon mayonnaise, lettuce & tomato |
17.45 |
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| 44. |
THE DOCTOR SAMUEL JOHNSONTM (Sir!) |
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| Ruddy roast beef, aromatic raw onions, binding sharp cheese, and horseradish sauce |
9.25 |
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| 45. |
THE FOREVER AMBLER, OR THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNESTTM (This sandwich is dedicated to the ex-Director of the National Bureau of Standards, by three great guys who figured apple polishing is better than performance!) |
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| 6 oz. steak, with 3 fried oysters on broiled Blue cheese dressing (Roy’s very own) on choice of bread |
14.05 |
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| 46. |
JEAN’S CLEANTM (Honi soit qui mal y pense.) |
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| 6 oz. steak, broiled provolone, ratatouille sauce & 3 fried oysters |
14.35 |
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| 47. |
BAWDY BUDTM (Bucolic but not Bovine.) |
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| Crab salad, chicken,tarragon mayonnaise, bacon, lettuce & tomato |
14.25 |
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| 48. |
KAPTAIN WHOLESOME’S JOYSTM (Geriatric porn and bubble gum.) |
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| Broiled sharp cheese, chicken liver pate, fried onions and hot cherry peppers with garlic mayonnaise |
9.05 |
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| 49. |
RICKY'S CREATIVITYTM (A man of spice, occasionally nice) |
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| Mesquite chicken breast marinated in our pretty good BBQ sauce, melted sharp cheese, fried onions & green peppers, a piece of pineapple for kick |
8.30 |
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| 50. |
McMASTER’S DISASTERTM (Originally made with Hot Fudge and an Aphrodisiac.) |
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| Two Polish sausages, broiled provolone, hot crushed cherry peppers & garlic mayonnaise |
8.75 |
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| 51. |
TIMOTHY’S TREMORTM (Induced by a surfeit of Lampreys and too much Geritol.) |
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| 6 oz. steak, broiled provolone & that good ole rat sauce on a hard roll |
10.30 |
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| 52. |
THE LYNN DEVINETM (Lady PennyPounder) |
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| Roast beef, our own and nobody else's avacodo, horseradish mayo (Remarkably Deelicious) |
9.75 |
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| 53. |
MABRY’S MONSTERTM (Slicker than Corn Likker!) |
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| Roast beef, strips raw green pepper, tomatoes, our very, very own horseradish sauce (made from the back end of a horse), chicken bosom and Swiss cheese |
12.35 |
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| 54. |
GAIL’S REJECTIONTM (The sandwich most rejected in pie-judging contests.) |
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| Broiled provolone, gorgeous Ratatouille sauce, 2 plump Polish sausages on French bread |
9.95 |
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| 55. |
THE JOEL T. SIEGELTM (Movies reviewed, horses shoed, tarot cards read, palms crossed--all for 65 cents or 25 cents each.) |
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| Lobster salad, golden brisket, golden sauce, Swiss cheese, lettuce and tomatoes |
18.35 |
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| 56. |
THE JIM CLIFFORDTM (a member of the bar only gets served the best.) |
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| 2 hot Italian sausags, Muenster cheese, sauteed portabella mushrooms |
9.75 |
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| 57. |
THE EDGAR CAYCETM (Our sleeping profit.) |
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| Roast beef, sharp cheese, tomato club with the Maharishi’s favorite Guru sauce (curry, that is) |
9.25 |
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| 58. |
THE GUS MUSTAKASTM (Make no mustakas about it--more fun than an orgy at a Baptist Strawberry Festival.) |
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| Shrimp salad, ham, tongue and garlic mayonnaise--all broiled |
14.35 |
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| 59. |
THE SWEET WILLIAMTM (Such a cute little feller.) |
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| Turkey bosom, roast beef, lettuce, tomato & chili mayo |
9.90 |
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| 60. |
SHERRY THE FAITHFUL CHERVILTM (A medieval delight.) |
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| Special tarragon mayonnaise, broiled provolone, spicy roast pork & tomatoes |
9.05 |
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| 61. |
THE KATHERINE OF TARRAGONTM (A middle age delight.) |
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| Special tarragon mayo, broiled Swiss cheese, fresh roasted turkey bosom & tomato |
8.95 |
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| 62. |
THE WELSH AND TENNERYTM (Wily Wizards of Legal Legerdemain.) |
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| Broiled sharp cheese, thick sliced bacon & tomatoes |
7.25 |
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| 63. |
THE GREATLY ENLARGED AND HIGHLY IMPROVED WELSH AND TENNERYTM (Impossible!) |
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| Broiled sharp cheese, thick sliced bacon, tomatoes and lobster salad club |
16.70 |
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| 64. |
THE BROWN AND STURMTM (Torts tightened and Suits Pressed.) |
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| 4 fried oysters, 4 oz. baked ham & sauce Barbara (sour cream, chili sauce, mayonnaise & horseradish) on French bread |
13.35 |
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| 65. |
THE JACK THE JEJUNETM (It’s jeJune in JeJanuary because I’m in Lilove.) |
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| Turkey, ham, lettuce, tomato & crab salad club with the delightful sauce Barbara (sour cream, chili sauce, mayo & horseradish) |
14.60 |
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| 66. |
THE CORNUCOPIATM (A cornucopia for connubial comfort.) |
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| Shrimp and crab salads on French bread |
14.35 |
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| 67. |
THE ENLARGED CORNUCOPIATM (Put your head down and cry.) |
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| Lobster, shrimp and crab salads on a BIG piece of French bread |
21.90 |
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| 68. |
THE CAPTAIN JOHN SMITHTM (Give this to your Pocohontas instead of a cup of gin for best results.) |
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| Ham, crab salad, Swiss cheese, all broiled on choice of bread |
14.60 |
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| 69. |
THE POCOHONTASTM (Father, if you want to make John Jewish, cut off the other end.) |
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| Lobster salad, ham, Swiss cheese, golden sauce, all broiled on choice of bread |
17.25 |
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| 70. |
PHIL RENNETTTM (Phil, Phil got his fill; stuffed Phil.) |
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| Pastrami, turkey bosom, Pepper Jack, Cole Slaw and 1000 Island dressing |
11.10 |
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| 71. |
LASSIE’S REVENGETM (Invented by Ken L. Ration.) |
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| One knockwurst, provolone cheese, bacon, fried onions & baked beans on a hard roll |
9.05 |
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| 72. |
LASSIE’S DOUBLE REVENGETM (Flavor tested by Al Po.) |
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| Two knockwurst, provolone cheese, bacon, fried onions, baked beans on a hard roll |
11.85 |
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| 73. |
THE CORDON BLEWTM (And so will your fuse.) |
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| Sauce Barbara, chicken bosom, Swiss cheese & ham, broiled & joined |
9.75 |
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| 74. |
THE RATATOUILLE BURGERTM (Better known as the Rat Burger.) |
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| 10.6 oz. hamburger covered with Ratatouille, or as some say, Rat sauce |
9.40 |
| |
| 75. |
THE LITTLE RAT BURGERTM (You dirty rat.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger covered with Rat sauce |
7.15 |
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| 76. |
JOY’S JOLLITIESTM (You know what gives Joy her jollities, Heh! Heh!) |
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| Grilled pork, broiled provolone & that good ole Rat sauce |
8.40 |
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| 77. |
THE LINDA LIEBFRAUTM (Love that...Woman?) |
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| Crab salad, ham, avocado, lettuce, tomato, bacon & tarragon mayo |
15.10 |
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| 78. |
THE SOUTHERN DISCOMFORTTM (Boiled in a Bayou.) |
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| 5 fried oysters, thick bacon, cole slaw & tartar sauce on French |
13.35 |
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| 79. |
THE DIRTY TOM GLENTM (Reads Winnie the Pooh for the feelthy parts.) |
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| Ham, salami, provolone, chicken bosom, tomato, onion, hot crushed cherry peppers & garlic mayonnaise on French bread |
11.65 |
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| 80. |
THE NICHOLASTM (Donut hole eater & walnut cracker.) |
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| Roast pork, Swiss cheese, pastrami, tomato & golden sauce, all broiled |
11.85 |
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| 81. |
THE KLAUS VON RATSKELLERTM (The first man to recycle Bubble Gum!) |
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| Corn beef, two Polish sausages & kraut schmata on choice of bread |
10.80 |
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| 82. |
THE FRED WARDTM (A RIDICULOUS Sandwich at a RIDICULOUS Price.) |
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| Lobster salad, crab salad, ham, chicken, lettuce, tomato on a FOUR-DECKER CLUB with mayonnaise |
23.90 |
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| 83. |
THE MEAN ALICETM (Off with their heads!!) |
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| Grilled knockwurst, spicy kraut slaw (schmata), hot pastrami & broiled American cheese |
9.75 |
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| 84. |
THE KORN BEEF KLUBTM (Kompletely Korny.) |
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| Grilled Hearty corn beef, Swiss cheese, lettuce & tomato club with mayo |
8.65 |
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| 85. |
THE LAST POLKA IN POLANDTM (NO COMMENT.) |
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| Melted sharp cheese, thick bacon, broiled tomatoes & grilled beerwurst |
8.25 |
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| 86. |
THE BENDER SCHMENDERTM (The One and Only 5-Decker Club.) |
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| Corn beef, turkey, roast pork, chicken liver pate & golden brisket with lettuce, tomato, golden sauce & a psychiatric appointment |
23.05 |
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| 87. |
THE JOHN WELLINGTON WELLSTM (We’ll put you in a Victorian spell.) |
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| Sharp cheese, thick sliced bacon, pastrami & tomato, all broiled on choice of bread |
9.30 |
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| 88. |
FRANCINE THE OBSCENETM (Small-time Orgy Mistress and part-time Coon Dog.) |
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| Broiled tongue, sharp cheese, tomatoes & garlic mayonnaise |
10.30 |
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| 89. |
EARNEST’S EARNEST ENDEAVORTM (Rated Triple E.) |
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| Tongue, ham, horseradish mayonnaise, tomato on choice of bread |
10.05 |
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| 90. |
THE SWEET LORRAINETM (The Sweet, Sweet, Sweet, Sweet Lorraine.) |
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| Broiled Swiss cheese & corn beef with cole slaw & Russian dressing |
8.65 |
| |
| 91. |
THE MUNIFICENT MAETM (You old tightwad.) |
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| Four fried oysters, broiled sharp cheese & cole slaw on choice of bread |
11.05 |
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| 92. |
CAROL’S CRESCENDOTM (Orchestrated by Masters and Johnson.) |
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| Tongue, shrimp salad, ham, lettuce, tomato & sauce Barbara (sour cream, chili sauce, mayo & horseradish) and bacon |
15.20 |
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| 93. |
THE DAPPER DAVIDTM (A Famous River Boat .Gambler and Sump Pump Operator.) |
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| Broiled sharp cheese, thick sliced bacon, broiled tomato & crab salad |
14.25 |
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| 94. |
THE SONG OF LOVETM (Eat it and you hear organ music.) |
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| Lobster salad, avocado, bacon, lettuce, tomato & garlic mayo |
17.25 |
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| 95. |
THE RAUNCHY RAYMONDTM (He had the biggest raunch in the West!) |
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| Ham, crab salad, Swiss cheese, bacon, tomato & golden sauce all broiled on choice of bread |
15.20 |
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| 96. |
THE HEL-DARBTM (Two little maids are whee!!) |
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| Golden brisket, Swiss cheese, tomato & golden sauce, all broiled on choice of bread |
8.80 |
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| 97. |
THE FLYING FLOSSTM (Absolutely no Dross.) |
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| Shrimp salad, tomato, smeared with special garlic mayo, covered with Swiss cheese and all broiled |
9.95 |
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| 98. |
THE HELIOTROPHIC HELENTM (Purple passion personified.) |
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| Broiled ham & tomato with melted sharp cheese on choice of bread |
7.25 |
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| 99. |
THE CAL SANDERSTM (A fine judge of Lousy liquor.) |
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| Broiled sharp cheese, thick sliced bacon, fried oysters & broiled tomatoes |
11.00 |
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| 101. |
THE LEWD LESTERTM (Lester isn’t lewd; that is his natural leer.) |
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| Spicy roast pork, turkey bosom, non-Kosher bacon & Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomatoes & golden sauce |
10.85 |
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| 102. |
THE CONCUPISCENT CARLATM (One of the new breeders.) |
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| Broiled Swiss cheese & hot pastrami with cole slaw and Russian dressing |
9.25 |
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| 103. |
THE FANCY NANCYTM (I’d love to be in Nancy’s fancy.) |
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| Lobster salad, turkey bosom, bacon, tomato, lettuce & golden sauce |
17.20 |
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| 104. |
THE SON OF A BOTCHTM (Self-explanatory.) |
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| Roast pork, tomato, broiled sharp cheese & chili mayo |
8.25 |
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| 105. |
THE J.FRANKLIN CRAIGTM (Nitpicking King & Twine Winding Champ of Upper Appalachia.) |
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| Corn beef, turkey, lascivious pork, lettuce, tomato & golden sauce |
12.45 |
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| 106. |
THE FANNY HILLTM (Non-Pornographic.) |
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| Corn beef, chicken bosom, Russian dressing, lettuce & tomato |
9.30 |
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| 107. |
THE SNOW WHITE DOVETM (Russian dressing on bird feathers?) |
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| Corn beef, turkey bosom, cole slaw & Russian dressing |
9.25 |
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| 108. |
TIGER, TIGERTM (It will keep you burning bright.) |
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| Corn beef, Swiss cheese, raw sauerkraut & Russian dressing |
9.25 |
| |
| 109. |
THE LAZARUSTM (One bite and you’d rather be dead.) |
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| Thin sliced corn beef, broiled knockwurst & raw sauerkraut |
9.80 |
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| 110. |
THE LAZGERTM (Named after a half-dead tiger.) |
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| Broiled corn beef, broiled Swiss cheese, broiled knockwurst & raw sauerkraut |
10.95 |
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| 111. |
THE REAL GASSERTM (Excuse me!!) |
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| Broiled knockwurst, melted sharp cheese, onions & sweet relish on French bread |
8.75 |
| |
| 112. |
THE DOC BEETM (To know him is to kill your appetite.) |
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| Grilled knockwurst, broiled American cheese, cole slaw, Russian dressing, tomatoes, raw onions on French bread |
8.75 |
| |
| 113. |
THE MISS NELLIE BEETM (The Girl Who Killed Sex.) |
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| Grilled knockwurst, bacon, broiled American cheese, cole slaw, Russian dressing, tomatoes & raw onions on French bread |
9.10 |
| |
| 114. |
THE WUSTTM (Not really the wust, just wousy.) |
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| (With broiled provolone, $1.00 extra) |
| Broiled knockwurst, beerwurst, Polish sausage & Roy’s kraut |
10.25 |
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| 115. |
THE SCANDALTM (Invite your neighbors in for one.) |
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| Two Polish sausages, broiled sharp cheese, raw onions on French bread |
8.80 |
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| 116. |
THE COUNT JAMPOLSKITM (In honour of a Polish Semi-Hero.) |
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| Two Polish sausages wrapped in bacon, with broiled Swiss cheese on French bread |
8.80 |
| |
| 117. |
THE HOT COUNTESSTM (The Marquis de Sade’s neighbor.) |
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| Two Polish sausages wrapped in bacon, broiled sharp cheese, hot cherry peppers & raw onions on French bread |
9.70 |
| |
| 118. |
THE DRACULATM (A bloody mess.) |
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| Two Polish sausages wrapped in bacon, with broiled provolone cheese, buried in cole slaw & Russian dressing on French bread |
9.90 |
| |
| 119. |
THE LI’L CHESTERTM (Mammary’s Li’l Baby loves Shortn’n Bread.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger, broiled sharp cheese, raw onions & chili mayo on a hard roll |
7.20 |
| |
| 120. |
THE IRISH DIGESTIVETM (Oh Faith Tis Lovely.) |
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| Two Irish Banger sausages, onions, broiled Swiss Cheese, and a side of hot mustard |
10.65 |
| |
| 121. |
THE CHESTER A. CHESTERTM (A real two-breasted sandwich.) |
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| Special brisket roasted in ale and chili with sharp cheese & tomatoes on three decks, spread with our own chili mayonnaise and showered with onions |
10.25 |
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| 122. |
CHESTER’S SIBLINGTM (A real three-breasted sandwich.) |
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| Turkey bosom, chili brisket, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato & chili mayo |
10.35 |
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| 123. |
THE ALFRED E. NEWMANTM (Completely MAD!!) |
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| Ham, chicken bosom, provolone cheese, Blue cheese dressing, lettuce & tomato |
10.05 |
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| 124. |
THE TONDALAYOTM (Who remembers Hedy Lemar?) |
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| Chicken bosom, bacon, Blue cheese dressing, avocado, lettuce & tomato |
8.80 |
| |
| 125. |
THE TALLULAH J. TONDALAYOTM (The "J" is for Jasmine.) |
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| Crab salad, bacon, Blue cheese dressing, avocado, lettuce & tomato |
14.10 |
| |
| 126. |
THE BILLY'S PHILLYTM (Fondly named afterDOE's own mad scientist, Dr. William Kirkoff.) |
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| Roy's own thin sliced steak., Velveta cheese, fried onions and green pepers |
7.50 |
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| 127. |
THE DADDY WARBUCKSTM (No eye-balls, served on a boiled shirt.) |
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| Beef tongue, Swiss cheese, cole slaw & Russian dressing |
10.25 |
| |
| 129. |
THE NAMELESS CLUBTM (Two hours after eating you call us names.) |
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| Chicken bosom, baked ham, anchovies, lettuce & tomato club with garlic mayonnaise |
9.30 |
| |
| 130. |
THE B BOMBTM (B is for....) |
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| Beautiful beerwurst, Swiss cheese, chopped cherry peppers, kosher pickles & Roy’s own beer mustard on French bread. This is a very spicy sandwich! |
7.60 |
| |
| 131. |
THE ALPTM (A mountain of calories.) |
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| Corn beef, Swiss cheese, beerwurst, lettuce & tomato club with mayonnaise |
9.35 |
| |
| 132. |
THE CROOL WORLDTM (You live in it!) |
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| Turkey bosom, Swiss cheese,bacon, lettuce & tomato club with mayonnaise |
9.25 |
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| 133. |
THE HOUSE CLUBTM (What kind of house?) |
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| House baked ham, turkey bosom, Swiss cheese, lettuce & tomato club with mayonnaise |
9.25 |
| |
| 134. |
THE GAELIC GLORYTM (Made from Lederhosen.) |
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| Two (2) Irish Banger sausages, broiled pepper jack cheese, thick bacon, fried onions, and baked beans |
10.1 0 |
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| 136. |
DODGE BIRDSALL 50th ANNIVERSARY WINNER "DODGE CITY BLUESTM (Result of Martinis for Breakfast.) |
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| Steak, Muenster cheese, Blue cheese dressing, onion, & tomato on French bread |
8.95 |
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| 137. |
THE JUMPING JACQUESTM (Jacques’ Sprat was fat.) |
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| Chicken liver pate, broiled Swiss cheese, anchovies, bacon, tomato & garlic mayonnaise |
9.25 |
| |
| 138. |
THE DOCTOR HOWARD KANETM (The Man of eyeball fame) |
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| Mesquite chicken breast, provolone cheese, bacon, avacado, tomato & Horseradish mayo. All broiled on French bread. |
10.30 |
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| 139. |
THE DOCTOR MARK MILNERTM (a man who is all heart) |
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| Tongue, corn beef,Russian dressing, and side of slaw |
10.30 |
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| 160. |
Why Not? |
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| NEIL SOODTM (Neil has great appeal for ?.) |
| Mesquite chicken breast, Portabella mushroom, Pepper Jack, Cole slaw, and golden sauce, all broiled |
8.20 |
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| 141. |
DR. ECKER THE CHECKERTM (You don’t want to know what he checks.) |
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| Shrimp salad, avocado, honey roast pork and golden sauce |
14.55 |
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| 142. |
THE BILL DOWSKITM (Distant noble relative of Count Jampolski.) |
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| Hard salami, provolone cheese, anchovies, tomatoes, olive oil, all sprinkled with parmesan cheese, oregano, all broiled & served on French bread |
9.15 |
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| 143. |
THE ITALIANOTM (Sophia Loren never tried one.) |
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| Hard salami, provolone cheese, anchovies, pepperoncinis, wine vinegar, olive oil, all sprinkled with parmesan cheese on French bread |
8.60 |
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| 144. |
THE SUBLETTM (For Sale, not for lease.) |
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| Hard salami, Swiss cheese, onions, lettuce, wine vinegar, olive oil, on French bread |
8.30 |
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| 145. |
THE SCHLEMIELTM (Eat it--you’ll feel like one.) |
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| 6 oz. steak, broiled sharp cheese, fried onions on a hard roll |
10.35 |
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| 146. |
THE SCHLIMAZELTM (Ask any Schlemiel.) |
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| 6 oz. steak, broiled provolone cheese, fried onions & green peppers on a hard roll |
10.35 |
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| 147. |
THE BIG MOUTH BURGERTM (Served with a pucker.) |
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| 10.6 oz. hamburger, cole slaw & Russian dressing on a hard roll |
10.00 |
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| 148. |
THE MAFIA BURGERTM (In honour of Jack laRue.) |
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| 10.6 oz. hamburger, broiled provolone cheese & crushed cherry peppers on a hard roll |
10.00 |
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| 149. |
THE EDDY BURGERTM (Such a nice baby.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger, broiled Swiss cheese & golden sauce on a hard roll |
7.35 |
| |
| 150. |
THE RAYMOND BURGERTM (Non-Kissable.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger, broiled sharp cheese & garlic mayo on a hard roll |
7.35 |
| |
| 151. |
THE MONDAY BURGERTM (Hooray for Solomon Grundy.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger, broiled American cheese, bacon & sweet relish on a hard roll |
7.30 |
| |
| 152. |
THE TUESDAY BURGERTM (Hooray for Margarey Sanger.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger, broiled Swiss cheese, fried onions & green peppers on a hard roll |
7.50 |
| |
| 153. |
THE WEDNESDAY BURGERTM (So maybe Friday?) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger, broiled provolone cheese & Roy’s hot sauerkraut on a hard roll |
7.50 |
| |
| 154. |
THE THURSDAY BURGERTM (To Hell with Carrie Nation.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger, broiled sharp cheese, crushed cherry peppers on a hard roll |
7.50 |
| |
| 155. |
THE FRIDAY BURGERTM (To match Yo’ Bonny Blue Eye Balls.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger smothered in Blue cheese dressing with lettuce & tomato on a hard roll |
7.50 |
| |
| 156. |
THE SATURDAY BURGERTM (Saturday’s child is full of beans.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger smothered in baked beans on a hard roll |
7.50 |
| |
| 157. |
THE SUNDAY BURGERTM (This was the most secret vice of Marcel Proust.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger on a hard roll with broiled American cheese, raw onions, & our ever-ready, nostalgia-laden, ole-time kraut slaw (schmata) |
7.50 |
| |
| 158. |
THE GEE O. MUTT BURGERTM (Lassie’s Favorite.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger smothered in baked beans & fried onions with broiled American cheese on a hard roll |
8.45 |
| |
| 159. |
THE LASSIE BURGERTM (Gee O. Mutt’s Favorite.) |
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| 5.3 oz. hamburger, broiled provolone cheese, bacon, fried onions smothered in baked beans on a hard roll |
9.45 |
| |
| 161. |
THE BISMARK VON BRISKETTM (The last chancellor of Untersitzen.) |
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| A sauerbraten-type brisket, 5 oz. brisket on choice of bread served with side of slaw. (Maude, is your bratten ever sauer!) |
9.40 |
| |
| 162. |
FRAU BISMARK VON BRISKETTM (Former valkyre and ex-knockwurst trainer.) |
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| 5 oz. sauerbraten-type brisket, broiled Swiss cheese, hot German red cabbage on choice of bread |
11.25 |
| |
| 163. |
TRY OUR NEW "WHATZIT" SANDWICHTM (SERVED WITH SOME OF "TTHAT.") |
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| 5 oz. of “WHATZIT” with a side order of some of “Tthat”; special B.B..Q beef and slaw |
9.35 |
| |
| 164. |
THE WHICHITTM (Son of Whatzit) |
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| 5 oz. Whatzit brisket, mother Roy’s very own homemade baked beans, cole slaw, crushed cherry peppers on choice of bread |
11.05 |
| |
| 165. |
COUNT T’TENTM (Fancy figure finagler) |
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| Shrimp salad, roast beef, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise on choice of bread |
12.95 |
| |
| 166. |
TOBIN’S TORTTM (When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, we use Tobin) (Pardon me, Ben Franklin.) |
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| Broiled Swiss cheese, roast pork, corn beef, tomato & Blue cheese dressing club on choice of bread |
12.90 |
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| 167. |
DIANA’S DELIVERANCETM (Named after my daughter Queequeg.) |
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| Broiled tomatoes, broiled sharp cheese, onions, baked beans, and our own semi-famous chili brisket on bread of your choice |
10.30 |
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| 171. |
KRIS THE KOPTM (A policeman’s lot is not a happy one, or the poor man’s Beef Wellington.) |
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| Broiled chicken pate, bacon, tomato, roast beef, all broiled with garlic mayo on bread of choice |
14.35 |
| |
| 172. |
GAITHERSBURG GAZETTETM (All the news that’s fit to eat.) |
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| Roast beef, crab salad, horseradish mayo and lettuce |
14.95 |
| |
| 173. |
THE P.M. MAGAZINE SANDWICHTM (Perfectly Magnificent.) |
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| Chicken bosom, shrimp salad, thick bacon, provolone cheese, tomato and golden sauce all broiled |
15.05 |
| |
| 174. |
THE VAL TONETTITM (West Virginia’s finest tree climber and apple knocker.) |
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| Shrimp salad, tomato, avocado, sharp cheese, Russian dressing and thick bacon all grilled on your choice of bread |
14.00 |
| |
| 175. |
THE KALIFORNIA KOSHERTM (Could be.) |
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| Avacado, hot pastrami, tomato and garlic mayo |
8.65 |
| |
| 176. |
THE CHICKEN CHICKENTM (Named after a chicken.) |
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| Breaded real chicken breast, broiled swiss cheese, tomato, and golden sauce |
9.10 |
| |
| 177. |
THE CHICKEN CHICKEN WITH BACONTM (The unkosher Chicken Chicken.) |
9.40 |
| |
| 178. |
THE DAUGHTER OF THE SON OF A BOTCHTM (Genes will tell.) |
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| Breaded pure chicken breast, broiled sharp cheese, tomato, & chili majo on bread of choice |
9.10 |
| |
| 179. |
A CHIRURGEON’S SANDWICHTM (Dedicated to Stephen and Jerome Sandler, Famous Chirurgeons.) (No, Not Sturgeons!) |
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| Avocado, crab salad, golden brisket, golden sauce on bread of choice |
16.10 |
| |
| 180. |
MY BEAUTIFUL BRATWURSTTM (Better than my ugly turnip.) |
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| Two Beautiful Bratwurst, beautiful sauerkraut, hot mustard and a little pickle |
8.70 |
| |
| 181. |
THE EDEL WURSTTM (Noble sausages are hard to find.) |
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| Two Bratwurst on melted swiss topped with german red cabbage, fried onions and a blend of our hot mustard and sour cream |
9.95 |
| |
| 182. |
THE LIBBYTM (Named for my cat, who could care less.) |
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| Corn beef and pastrami, topped with cole slaw and Russian dressing. Choice of bread |
10.00 |
| |
| 183. |
THE RICK & AIMEE BRINDLEYTM (Loves Doves.) |
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| Golden brisket, turkey breast, avocado and golden sauce. Choice of bread |
9.85 |
| |
| 184. |
THE GAITHERWURSTTM (A confused bratwurst sandwich.) |
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| Two brats on a bed of melted provolone and Roy’s Mittel Europa-style kraut. Choice of bread |
9.85 |
| |
| 185. |
THE SUE ADAMSTM (Something new from a girl named Sue.) |
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| Breaded chicken bosom, Rat Sauce, broiled provolone, sprinkled with parmesan. Choice of bread |
9.25 |
| |
| 186. |
THE WHOLE NICOLETM (The whole is better than the parts.) |
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| Grilled mesquite-smoked chicken breast, broiled sharp cheese, tomato, cherry peppers, fried onions, with a side of BBQ sauce. Choice of bread |
9.40 |
| |
| 187. |
THE PASQUAL GOMEZTM (Schizoid but good!) |
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| Grilled mesquite-smoked chicken breast, broiled provolone, tomato, and garlic mayo. Choice of bread |
9.40 |
| |
| 188. |
SWEET MESQUITETM (My Mesquite, Your Mesquite, are both sweet. Let’s Eat!) |
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| Grilled Grilled smoked chicken breast, bacon, tomato, blue cheese dressing |
9.20 |
| |
| 189. |
THE MARK (BIG)KESSLERTM (If you know Mark Kessler, you need a shovel and it ain’t for snow.) |
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| Mesquite chicken breast, avocado, swiss cheese, shrimp salad, and golden sauce broiled |
16.45 |
| |
| 190. |
BIG KAHUNATM (To be eaten under a fulla moona.) |
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| Hot pastrami and hot corn beef with roast beef, cole slaw, Russian dressing, lettuce, tomato, onions and mayo on choice of bread |
15.70 |
| |
| 191. |
RILEY’S RECKERTM (Really O’Riley.) |
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| Fried chicken breast, melted provolone cheese, ham, lettuce, tomato, onion and bbq sauce on the side on choice of bread |
11.10 |
| |
| 192. |
THE PRETTY KITTY IN LOVE WITH CLAUDE DOGTM (Thank you Jenelle.) |
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| 2 Polish sausages, broiled sharp cheese, onion, tomato, kraut and Russian dressing on bread of choice |
8.80 |
| |
| 193. |
SUE SOPERTM (Super Sue, the reincarnation of Florence Nightingale.) |
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| Sliced steak,avacado, balsmic vinaigrette, Portabella mushroom and onions on French bread |
10.10 |
| |
| 194. |
RICKY'S REDEMPTIONTM (Sinless that is.) |
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| Kaiser Brisket (cooked in chablis and horseradish), raw kraut, provolone, horseradish mayo all broiled. Served with a side of our hot mustard and sour cream sauce. |
9.90 |
| |
| 195. |
THE ROGER ANDERHALDENTM (The Millennium Winner!) |
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| Chili brisket, broiled provolone, avocado, bacon, tomato, onion, crushed cherry pepers and chili mayo on choice of bread. |
14.30 |
| |
| 196. |
THE MELINDATM (Meine Liebchen.) |
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| Turkey bosom, provolone cheese, bacon, lettuce & tomato club with golden sauce. |
8.95 |
| |
| 197. |
MARIA & SCOTTTM (Wedding Bells for two ding-dongs.) |
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| 2 Andoullie sausage, melted Muenster cheese, avocado, and garlic mayo on French bread. |
10.10 |
| |
| 198. |
PAMTM (Pam, Pam double Pam not made of spam.) |
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| 2 Andouille sausages, melted Muenster cheese, onion, tomato and cherry peppers on French bread. |
10.15 |
| |
| 199. |
BODACIOUS BETH BURGERTM (Nervy and bright.) |
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| 5.3 oz. Burger, our own Danish blue cheese dressing, and beer battered onion rings topping the burger. |
7.95 |
| |
| 200. |
THE OLIVIATM (Aspiring equestrian and sandwich eater.) |
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| 3-split pepperoncini, Muenster cheese, hard salami, ham and tomato with garlic mayo. Plain or broiled on choice of bread. |
8.35 |
| |
| 201. |
THE OSCARTM (Beef baker and liver chopper.) |
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| Turkey, roast beef, Muenster cheese, lettuce, tomato and your choice of mayo. |
10.70 |
| |
| 202. |
THE RAE CHICKEN THINGTM (Deserves to be named after the best of all my mothers-in-law.) |
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| Mesquite chicken breast smothered in baked beans, broild provolone cheese, bacon and fried onions on a Kaiser roll. |
9.25 |
| |
| 203. |
THE ROY'S RUN GANGTM (Must be crazy, to come from Western PA every year. Real Survivors!) |
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| Ham, shrimp salad, sharp cheese, tomato, avacado, golden sauce, all broiled. (Garlic mayo on the side) |
15.30 |
| |
| 205. |
THE CHARLIE HAWKTM (Former drum destroyer thanks to the Marine Corps) |
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| Portebella mushroom, hamburger, Swiss cheese & golden sauce |
9.20 |
| |
| 207. |
THE NEW & IMPROVED FULLER FAMILYTM (6 Kids = A very full house) |
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| 5.3 oz. Hamburger, avocado, bacon, provolone cheese and horseradish mayo served on a Kaiser roll. |
8.75 |
| |
| 208. |
THE RED HOT CARMENTM (Not Bizet's oy veah) |
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| 2 bratwurst, German red cabbage, Carmen's sauce--our house hot mustard blend withe sour cream--served on crispy French bread |
9.10 |
| |
| 209. |
THE CAPTIN AHABTM (sandwhich eater of the sea) |
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| Beer battered Cod fish sandwich, servered with side of slaw, and golden sauce or your choice of sauce. Best of French Bread. |
7.70 |
| |
| 210. |
THE SHAKESPEARETM (Wrote Henry V & Henry the fifth--one darank a lot; the other was king. Which one would you rather be? |
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| Two Andouilee sausages, pepper jack cheese, grilled portabella mushroom cap, and crushed cherry peppers. |
10.25 |
| |
| |
| OUR VEGETOOPIAN VEGETARIAN DELITES |
| |
| 168. |
GEORGE BARNARD SHAWTM (For non-corpse eaters.) |
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| 4 oz. broiled Swiss cheese, garlic mayonnaise, raw onions, picked egg & avocado |
8.25 |
| |
| 169. |
MEGAN BUCKLEY, THE AMENDED VIRGINTM (Her heart is surging.) |
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| Pepper Jack cheese, avacado, green pepper, lettuce, tomato, onion, and garlic mayo |
8.25 |
| |
| 170. |
SUSAN B. ANTHONYTM (She suffered a lot.) |
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| 4 oz. choice of broiled cheese (you may mix cheeses) with our ratty ratatouille sauce |
8.25 |
| |
| 100. |
NEBUCHADNEZZARTM (Head of the grass bunch.) |
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| Pepperoncinis, avocado, green peppers, lettuce, tomato, onions and guru (curry) sauce |
7.25 |
| |
| 204. |
THE SARAHTM (A fine example of nepotism.) |
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| Portabella mushroom, green peppers & tomatoes, sharp cheese, cherry peppers and fried onions |
7.25 |
| |
| 206. |
THE TERESATM (The only person in the world who knows every sandwich on the menu. It is not known if she has eaten all of them.) |
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| Portabella mushroom, Muenster cheese, fried onions and tomatoes |
7.25 |
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